You’d be a small one, only five feet, ten inches, the same height as human-you. That was rubbish as well. Still, the idea that non-avian dinosaurs were uniformly gigantic is a misconception based in part on preservation bias, as large, sturdy bones are more likely to last until they are fossilized. You see, the outdated idea that dinosaurs were slow was partly due to the notion that they were likely cold blooded like modern reptiles. Doubting Rich, just out of curiosity, how do you know what universities the other commenters attended? Here, that’s not really the case: the distancing effect of metafiction leaves us, ultimately, in Stein’s Oakland. I would totally go for a cow or something! Why? Aaaaaand you are once again showing your ignorance. It is well deserved! You’d harmonize with me, your rough, vibrating voice a strange counterpoint to mine. Neither science fiction NOR a story. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. level 1. just now. I came to this having been primed to find drek. We like her for that. The massive dinosaur would chase you, and chances are, it would catch up to you. The biggest pig went to the market and asked for the largest soda. !” response to violence, followed by realizing the ethical impact of such. Wow…. Whereas you—fragile, lovely, human you—must rely on wits and charm. If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love by Rachel Swirsky is a second person POV story that works really well. (Hint: for commenting on this purposes, you should, too.). In a bid to gauge a reaction from potential new hires, employers have started to turn to the types of bizarre questions – traditionally associated with the academic interviews of Oxford and Cambridge. Luckily for Ms. Swirsky, “everyone else” *doesn’t* feel about her story the way you do. Just go. if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus morelenmir. Wow, such bigotry in a story. 1. Rachel Swirsky, Congratulations on winning the Nebula. This is a question that city banks have started to pose to budding candidates at interview. These pieces really set a standard in the inrsutdy. This copy kindly provided by NetGalley on behalf of the publishers. And do we blame her? This may have helped at some subliminal level. Far, far away from the SciFi genre. They’d hide beneath the tables instead of knocking them over. What I think I would eat, what kind of dinosaur I would be, and what part of the world I think I would live in, etc. I’d lead you to them quietly, oh so quietly. Very well-written and moving. If they built you a mate, I’d stand as the best woman at your wedding. Here's a look at If you're a dinosaur, a sesame street parody. hide. If you'd rather, you can learn about many of these amazing dinosaur facts by watching the movie: Forbidden History: Dinosaurs and the Bible. 270 comments. if you do please take my others, … I just followed Murderbot, so that's starting the week with good life choices. I’d make my bed on the floor of your cage, in the moist dirt, cushioned by leaves. When I read it, I wondered if it was based on a real incident. It’s an extremely popular lullaby, and by subconsciously triggering associations with it, Swirsky is immediately lulling her readers, as it were, and invoking a sense of deep, unwavering love. This is very, very well-written. They’d run. It’s not science fiction, it’s science fiction fiction. Amazing Reading Time Experience. how in the hell did this ever get nominated let alone win anything? I couldn’t read past the first two sentenses. It is a work of art, it shows excellent mastery of the writer’s craft, and I commend you, Ms Swirsky, for your accomplishment. Up ahead she sees a black man walking toward her. Beautiful is not the word I would choose, disturbed is far closer to the mark. “However, we show that if you expand the dataset to include more recent dinosaur family trees and a broader set of dinosaur types, the results don’t actually all point to this conclusion – in fact only about half of them do.” Sampling bias. Riveting and beautiful…I could not stop reading. I didn’t know I was thirsting for poetry until I read your story. Are you kidding me?? Review: If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love. I also love that the people who are decrying this as ignorant are showing their own ignorance in their assumptions. Congratulations on your win! The person telling us an SF story is not Rachel Swirsky, it is the unnamed fiancee of the brutalized paleontologist. Take my quiz to find out. They are ready to learn that there were many different kinds of dinosaurs; that some dinosaurs ate plants while others were meat eaters; and they are ready to learn a little about what the di… One of the most unconventional stories I have ever read, and one that pays off with infinite rewards. The map — available here — lets you input your hometown (or any city you want) to see where it was in the world millions of years ago. A gentle lure before a hard squeeze on the heart. I’d avert my eyes from the newspapers when they showed photographs of the men’s tearful widows and fatherless children, just as they must avert their eyes from the newspapers that show my face. If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be? ... while a T. rex would pretty much pulverize you. It establishes the structure of the story as a series of If/then statements. hide. ( Log Out /  As with many other pieces to run through the Crucible, the element I really want to stare hard at is its structure. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. I’d watch the gore shining on your teeth. Join our mailing list to receive the latest news and updates from Apex Magazine. Am currently working on a dream story and am stuck in plot clay. Geneticists would figure out how to build a dinosaur from nothing by discovering exactly what DNA sequences code everything about a creature, from the size of its pupils to what enables a brain to contemplate a sunset. Such ignorant fear of the unknown, of the working people you have never deigned to speak to, so never understood outside the arrogant prejudices of the “educated” left. Editors Note: This is the winning entry of our 2020 Holiday Horrors Flash Fiction Contest. I don’t know how Rachel Swirsky feels about controversy surrounding her stories, but one of my personal career goals is for people to get into bar fights over my stories, so in my head canon, she’s smug. but a hugo and nebula award nomination? Close. Of course. I’m not sure what the negative commenters are seeing when they picture “five blustering men soaked in gin and malice” who beat up an apparently fragile-looking palentologist but I suspect it’s got more to do with their own preconceptions and with whom in the story they are identifying than what the words say. An amazing story. The girl, still in pajamas, bounces on her bed—where a toy green dinosaur sits—and finally decides, she wants “a pet much bigger, more the size of, well, A HOUSE!” If I Had a Dinosaur celebrates childhood and children’s imaginations and creativity. A T-Rex, even a small one, would never have to stand against five blustering men soaked in gin and malice. Oh, that was devastatingly beautiful. Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus. If you were a dinosaur... what would you be? Your nostrils would flare as you inhaled the night and then, with the suddenness of a predator, you’d strike. best. If you were a dinosaur, my love, then you would be a T-Rex. You could have a big head because you just got pouf'ed at the hairdresser, or because that cute barista smiled at you at Starbucks, or because you finally remembered to wear your Viking helmet to that regional sales meeting. Because this hypothetical fantasy? It is magnificently beautiful. I read and I rebel, because things are rarely this cut and dried, rarely as simple as they are portrayed here, like this person, hate those, these are the good guys, those are the bad: I can get easy simple polarized views at any particular biased news outlet of my choice, and this is junk, no offense to anybody who may or may not have been hurt in any inspiring incident that may or may not have occurred. Safe. Rachel Swirsky holds an MFA in fiction from the Iowa Writers Workshop and graduated from Clarion West in 2005. I feel like the childishness of it is intentional. "If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love" is a short story by American writer Rachel Swirsky. I came prepared not to care for the story…and was pleasantly surprised. It’s childish. It is a good thing Ms Swirsky was blessed with an XX Chromosome otherwise this drek would not get a second glance. Reader, Rachel Swirsky just stabbed you in the guts by breaking a pattern. Rachel Swirsky‘s “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love” started getting award buzz almost the moment it came out. Issue content is made available for free on this website via piecemeal over the two months between issues. Which one are you? It’s not a story for me, but I don’t care: it’s awesome and you should be proud of it. I’d stare at the two of you standing together by the altar and I’d love you even more than I do now. All I can say is, I wish I’d written it. I suppose the world should at least be thankful for that. Then I read your comments and I’m like “Lord save me from your followers.” If You Were A Dinosaur DID NOT win the Hugo. That wasn’t a review, it was Twitter snark. Something horrible happened, yet the author managed to decouple the event (through poor choice of the kids’ poetry device) from its horror, and the perpetrators (through tired stereotype) from the visceral feeling you should have for them. I’ve come back to this story at least ten times since it was published. This was amazing. And great right brain/left brain imagination — the science was strong. A deeply compelling story found from Escape Pod. I remember thinking it was beautifully written, but I struggled wtih seeing it as SF. Biased. You, like Triceratops, have a big head. Scratch marks in the ground — not unlike those made by some modern ground-dwelling birds — give us a clue that some dinosaurs probably showed off to potential mates. My soul would feel light because I’d know that you and I had made something new in the world and at the same time revived something very old. Linda Stegall. Criminy, what an oversensitive crowd! A brilliantly written love story with a sharp haunting edge to it. It’s a great story! What would you eat if you were on an island by yourself? It establishes the structure of the story as a series of If/then statements. When you thought I was asleep, you’d cry unrequited love songs into the night. This is a comment about a comment about yet another comment. For those of you who say that the narrator is disturbed – perhaps that’s supposed to be the point? Well, imagine how you'd feel if you were the single member of your time-traveling expedition who happened to materialize right beneath the tail of a cramped-up Bruhathkayosaurus—and you were instantly smothered by a 300-pound load of steaming hot dinosaur poop. The story structure stumbles after this, breaking, for the first time, into a discussion of the real here and now instead of the implications of a world where her love is a dinosaur. Thank you, Rachel. There were many dinosaurs but taking this quiz could tell you which dinosaur you would be out of Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus rex, triceratops or pterodactyl. Seriously? It’s an okay story, but it’s utterly mundane. I’m glad, though, that it was a short short story. Have no familiarity with the genesis of the story/poem whatever–whether this event really happened, or if details were changed in the telling–but it doesn’t really matter. Let’s talk about that elided frame story for a moment. This is beautiful. Many dinosaurs were quite small: Xixianykus, for example, was only about 50 centimeters (20 inches) long. It’s a story about a woman telling herself a science fiction story. It is told in the conditional tense, but that doesn’t ban it from the genre–if anything, that heightens its “speculative” tone. She’s emotionally shattered, after all. The only bigotry I ever see is from the educated people, especially the socialists. The only other place I can think of off-hand that has a structure like this is a lullaby and I don’t think that’s an accident. The title could be altered to “If you were a man with a gun” or “If you had four other friends at the bar last night” and the main idea of “if her fiance were a more intimidating and violent force” would remain the same. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. meh, it’s derivative of Rachel Swirsky, and your imagery isn’t SFnal enough. Now you are in “Inception” territory mate. I’d trust in your teeth and talons to keep you/me/us safe now and forever from the scratch of chalk on pool cues, and the scuff of the nurses’ shoes in the hospital corridor, and the stuttering of my broken heart. Money would flood into scientific institutions. Can you take a moment to appreciate the forest before rebuking a single shrub? Thank you. If you were a dinosaur, my love, then you would be a T-Rex. Change ). Poetic, lovely, with a gut-punch of an ending. There’s no explicit frame story, but you’re about to find out what happened anyway. I am weeping. Still, I’d know that it was for the best that you marry another creature like yourself, one that shares your body and bone and genetic template. Sara ErnstImagine. And since you come at it sideways, with the grief breaking down your fantasy instead of coming at you directly, you’re so much more vulnerable to the impact of the frame story than if there were a proper frame. My legs would be pale stems, my hair delicate pistils. Thank you! Congratulations on your Hugo nomination. Shifty Bitwise Controversy followed shortly thereafter, and the controversy blew up a little bit when the nominations came out. He’d have the power and ferocity of a dinosaur, not to do violence, but to avoid it. 12K likes. He gulped it up and asked where the bathroom is. save. It’s in a quasi-second person, but there’s no pretense at all that the “you” addressed in the story is, in fact, the reader. My mistake. The funny thing is that if you change those five blustering gin-soaked pool players into demographic profiles more reflective of who is relatively most likely to beat someone senseless…. I’d promise never to do something like that again. Exactly, Such a great love story. Really? A magnificent story. Maybe you might not find it sad, and someone else might agree with you, but we all have different perspectives of the world and how we see things on a daily basis. correction on my part, you said “older, better-known”, you did not say “better”. Terrific story. We’d go to Broadway. Since students at this level are not yet able to comprehend the concept of extinction, these lessons focus on ideas that serve as a foundation for later learning about extinction. In the same way that “Misery” isn’t a romance novel, but is a novel about romance novels. For no particular reason, I would like to hereby publicly state that while nobody I love is a dinosaur, I have no compassion for anybody else’s family, and I do an uncanny impression of a wrathful god. Thanks and congratulations on your award. simple but fun writing paired with bright comedic illustrations are sure to make this book a hit with the kids! share. Not only is the emperor nude, but this “story” stinks! From any genre. If I sang you lullabies, I’d soon notice how quickly you picked up music. Apex Magazine is a genre zine that focuses on dark and spectacular science fiction, fantasy, and horror. However, these are hypotheticals I’ve already read before, and though they are made more interesting by the implementation of a dinosaur as a character: I do not personally believe the existence of a dinosaur in a story to be a legitimate enough reason for it to be categorically science fiction. View More. This lesson is the second of a two-part series on dinosaurs. save. Thanks. it’s an interesting story but, as another commenter pointed out, it’s science fiction fiction; the real story is the narrator’s, which is firmly grounded in reality. Secondly, I’m having a hard time properly categorizing this as science fiction. Synopsis. It’s like our little canary in a coal mine, giving us a fair warning. And because those with a damaged empathy never fail to reveal themselves when they read it. Also, there’s no cash prize involved, just the block of lucite. Wanting to protect and defend somebody like that is admirable. If we lived in a world of magic where anything was possible, then you would be a dinosaur, my love. Biologists would reverse engineer chickens until they could discover how to give them jaws with teeth. If I could give it an award I’d do so. I first read this story when it was nominated for a Hugo. This draws attention to the fact that the story is a story, the very effect that leads to some people ragging on second person. But I very much don’t like it. Audiences would weep at the melancholic beauty of your singing. Share Previous Next. The existence of stories you don’t like discourages you from being a writer? 99% Upvoted. This is an opening line that does a ton of heavy lifting. Log in or sign up to leave a comment Log In Sign Up. There’s an inherent distance with this story that is very important to the success of its emotional impact. Has anyone on this comment board ever actually read SciFi? ( Log Out /  Here’s where we start to get the explicit explanation of what the missing frame story would tell us, and it’s done through the technique introduced in the first sentence of establishing a set of expectations and then thwarting them. You’d be fragile-boned and you’d walk with as delicate and polite a gait as you could manage on massive talons. It is difficult to assess the diversity of dinosaurs due to gaps in the fossil record. Well-written and written with artistry, but I don’t like what it says. Another predator, gotta take out the competition. It truly is a very interesting dinosaur fact. Just gorgeous. People are still angry about “Equations” over fifty years later, and it took me over a year to properly understand what Hand was doing with “Flight”. It’s gold. Assuming. All I’d need would be something blue. (The preceding records, Dinosaur, You're Living All Over Me and Bug, were reissued last year by Merge.) “…works of writing”? I’d bring you raw chickens and live goats. And suddenly 2020 makes perfect sense, as a long game to make sure Biden doesn't get better optics on his inaugurat…. This story is…well, award worthy. The paleontologist’s fiancée who waits by the bedside of a man who will probably never wake. Write on. If audiences wept at the melancholic beauty of your singing, they’d rally to fund new research into reviving extinct species. The woman has a vivid premonition that the man has raped her and hooked her child on crack. 1. Join our mailing list to receive the latest news and updates from Apex Magazine. Great story! Your eyes would gaze gently from beneath your bony brow-ridge. Nebula Award Winner and, thus far, Hugo Award Nominee. The answer will surprise you, and you will probably wonder why you were never told before. Still, they would see you. Well, she knocked this one out of the park, didn’t she! If you sang unrequited love songs, I’d take you on tour. I would say get a clue, but I’m quite sure you wouldn’t recognize one. yeah, i agree that this isn’t actually sci-fi. Hate speech against whom?! I’d watch awkwardly in green chiffon that made me look sallow, as I listened to your vows. A dinosaur is one of the animals and the creativity between the two is about the same. I’d watch as you decanted their lives—the flood of red; the spill of glistening, coiled things—and I’d laugh, laugh, laugh. Wow. Thank you for such strong and beautiful imagery. This is your “Danger, Will Robinson,” moment, but you probably don’t notice on your first time through because you’re a little in love, and you’re sad, and the if/then logic of the story is relentless and carries you on even as the warning signals start. I was all smiles until you wrung tears from me. Reading it again now, I have no problem seeing it as speculative fiction, and I agree with BaguetteDuSorcier’s comment. They’d work until they’d built you a mate. Ignore the Philistines and the trolls, milady Swirsky. Feel. Best of luck, both in the awards process and in all of your writings! Learn How to get free kindle Kids books directly from Amazon at http://AReadingPlace.com/dinosaurs. Sarah Hoyt (a far better writer) was quite right about this nasty, childish little tale. It was first published in Apex Magazine in 2013. I’m melancholy tonight, too much prose in my life. I’d avert my eyes from the newspapers when they showed photographs of the men’s tearful widows and fatherless children, just as they must avert their eyes from the newspapers that show my face. nonsense. Funny, Sarcastic, Blunt bitch quotes that will make you laugh! If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus. Albeit, with the children’s book releasing 10 years earlier. Dinosaur Pick Up Lines Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dinosaur pick up lines for teens and adults. Ave Chicago Il, 60623 USA awed and, thus far, Hugo Award Nominee about... 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